Ramms+ein is awesome.

4Chan is taking over (again).We make all the awesomest flash on the internet!We pwned DeviantArt!We ****ed Armorgames!We RAPED every other site,but 4Chan,countless crappy flash games sites and ****ing YouTube stand in our way!Youtube is a video Nazi army!They steal our awesome stuff and post it,thinking people will think it's original!4Chan is meming and growing at a Grounds-threatening rate!Quickly!Be Anonymouson on 4Chan,troll,flame and protect NG!

Cthulhu,Father Dagon and Mother Hydra vs. Galactus and the Silver Surfer.
(BTW read up on Cthulhu's Wiki just a little)

I'm the king of chicken strips,Hawaii,and non-Newtonian fluids.I decided today when I received a plastic Lei.It was then that I realized I am King.

Give me your ideas as to the games you've played that have had the most captivating plot lines.
My choices are as follows:
Bioshock
the Fallout series
Final Fantasy 7(duh)
Morrowind
Resident Evil 2 and 4(they are so closely related)
Dead Space
Kingdom Hearts
Mass Effect 2
The Mother series
I will reply to your comments.

SAMURAI WOULD RAPE THE SPARTANS DAMNIT!THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!I'LL KILL YOU MAX BITCHITY BITCH BITCH GEIGER AND YOUR LITTLE FUCKFACED PALS!SPARTANS ARE SHITFACED ARMOR-DEPENDANT PUSSY-FACES!I'LL REPLY TO ALL YOUR COMMENTS!

It seems like everything I care about is expensive as hell!I need new video games,but I'm too young to get a job(I.E. I'm not actually 19).It's impossible to get some friggin' money at my age!I don't have any allowance or any thing!

I lost my Morrowind disc(I suspect I threw it away whilst moving),and I ordered a new key code for Dead Space from EA for 10$ before Christmas but it has yet to arrive.

I'm tired of either being insanely frustrated at or completely finished with ALL of my games!

I want to convince someone I'm possessed/Satan.I think that would be hilarious,seeing them freak out.