I'm assembling some software and my epic development team to bring a flash game blockbuster to Newgrounds: "Super Tom Hanks:The Game".
Every game must start with one of these words,"super","mega" or "ultra".Or Castlevania.

I've been playing Peace Walker (I love it) and I found (!) the secret Monster Hunter missions.I don't know how,but Hideo Kojima has made the Rathalos fight even shittier than it is in the actual games.The very AIR around it reduces Snake's health upon impact,and everything Ol' Rathy Rath Shitface does reduces Snake's PSYCHE,so you spend a big chunk of the match on the ground,stunned,getting raped by the stupidest of all Monster Hunter monsters,the Velociprey.And then you get fireball'd.

I am going to make a costume of Dead Space's Isaac Clarke.I've got it mostly figured out.

Some crap happened,and for like,a year,I couldn't play Dead Space,so I illegalzelly downloaded it and beated it.KENDRA THAT BITCH!

I really want to make a video game themed hat,like the one you see below.I need some ideas(realistic ones).

I found a game-breaking glitch,and not the one after the grapple beam area.When you come to Sector 3 for the second time,a door to your right unlocks.I went into the door on the left,because I had missed some powerups.I decided this would be a waste of time to do now,so I went back. (!) The door on the right is locked!Permanently!

I ordered a new key code from EA for Dead Space before Christmas,and still have not received it.Steam is gay because I switched computers and whilst installing Left 4 Dead and its sequel,Steam tells me that another account has already activated the code.I'm using THE SAME GODDAMN ACCOUNT.

It's been a while since I posted.Today I beat Earthbound.I'm gonna go back to playing Monster Hunter games for a while.Then I'll play Mother 3.
Actually,I'd like to beat the other Mother games.

I need people to come up with hilarious stuff to do in public;like waiting in a store until an employee asks if they can help,and then start crying and demand,"Why won't you people leave me alone?"

I can't ****ing kill Uragaan offline!I need Wyvern Stones for that poison lance,Shadow Javelin.My code is P3EKEJ if any hunters want to stone farm(BTW,I get on at 8-9 PM,and stay on 'til 2-4 AM,sometimes later or earlier).