When the Boogeyman goes to bed,he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas.Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.His heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes directly from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris%uFEFF jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norrised.